Alright thus, we are formally springing up to that time of the year again: Summer (referred to as ‘high season’ for all of us singles).

Very long nights, warm air, towns bursting with task, streets running with half-Nicole Narain naked work glistened figures, and pubs crammed with singles fresh from hibernation and mature for your selecting. Up, that is. (wink wink)

Regrettably however, approximately summertime brings about numerous possibilities to meet cool men and women and encounter something new, it also brings forth all the weirdos, losers, and douchebags. Exposing one to equally as much rubbish as prospective gem – grrreat.

Become fair though, usually it’s somewhat apparent which to avoid. You just need to be familiar with your environment, and identify the red-flags. For example, popped polo collars, LV fanny packs, tongue rings, and tribal tattoos are all no’s.

Sometimes though, it’s not that simple. Some guys have figured out just how to mask their own lameness under relatively “normal” looking shows – and they are the ones we will need to be cautious about.

Thus, because I had some experience in this realm – and because i am sick and tired of watching many attractive, smart young women get tricked by these simulation pop music stars in addition to their 30 carat cubic-zirconium’s – I’ve assembled a summary of 3 among these types, that will help you identify these losers very early, and get away from losing precious time over-analyzing “what this implies” & “where this is exactly going”.

Recall, if any of the kinds approach you, simply laugh politely and vanish to the crowd…

Man # 1: He talks of himself as a “lover of women”

No sort here – all forms, all sizes, all tones. Sounds promising, correct? What I’m Saying Is, you happen to be a woman so…

That which you have no idea is the fact that this can be rule for “I favor females a great deal that i cannot ever choose just one therefore I date these on top of that to have the many off my single life experience, before i truly must like, relax and stay liable & shit”… but that is not an excellent pick-up range now is it? No, no it isn’t really.

Man number 2: discussion with him revolves around cash, his crazy love life, his David Beckham cologne, plus the latest on Kimye.

Tune in, this guy is actually possibly gay, or even worse – right. He reeks of large maintenance and is consumed by materialism. While there could be some benefits to internet dating him – like maybe buying sprees and some cool events – it is likely this idiot’s trivial ramblings will begin grating on the nerves after 5, maybe 6 mins, at best. Already been through it, very nearly stabbed my eyes down. Never bother, believe me.

Chap #3: The Model/Actor. Slash vocalist. Cut battle car driver. Oh, and each and every second weekend when he’s perhaps not making tees, he performs in a semi-pro football league.

Yeah, some one because of this a lot of skills typically isn’t really really skilled after all.
… good-luck, ladies!

Morgan is the charm and brains behind the woman blog Life Between the Sheets.